Eva

The most perfect fucking hot sexy cool girl what the fattest ass, did I mention she was sexy and hot and so cool and everyone loves her

"Bro did you see that hot sexy cool girl?"

"Yeah bro that's a total evaaa uuuhh 😩😩😩"

by Massiveshlonggghot June 13, 2021

eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized

eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!

by zyxnk June 30, 2021

Eva C

Eva C is a kind person and she makes several references to random things. She watches too many old shows as well as reminsces her childhood. She also has a good style

Oh eva c you're watching Christmas songs in July again?

There eva c is again making another edit!

by Castratedsugar July 2, 2021

eva

a giant fucking robot used for fighting angels

get in the fucking eva,shinji!

by josuke☝ July 10, 2021

Eva

Someone you can't trust and should never trust.

you told Eva something??? omg shes going to tell everyone because she cant be trusted!

by Estest September 11, 2022

Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

Eva Mcgaw

she is the smartest and very pretty, she will grow up to be a billionaire and successful. very fit and athletic

guy 1: what's your name?

Eva: Eva Mcgaw

Guy 1: marry me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022