Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

Green Eyed People

The most PRETENTIOUS bitches to ever exist.

“Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person

by anonymous May 24, 2023

Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

One-eyed Flamingo

Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.

After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!

by YoCaptain June 15, 2023

bung-eyed chloe

Short chunky whale with a lazy eye (bung eye)
uses Dior savage
Pegs Joel and makes him her bitch

Fuck, there's a tsunami. Bung-eyed Chloe must be nearby.

by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023

blue eyed toad

A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.

RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad

by Social prescriber May 9, 2023

bug eyed bitch

a person whos eyes are so big they have x ray vision. you usually say this as an insult if the bug eyed person is being mean. U only give this insult to those who really deserve it.

example: Victoria: U look like a real bug eyed bitch today! ur eyes eyes are so big they look like there gunna fall out
Aidan: oh my god!why would u say that

by Ratworms October 8, 2021