cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

Cock-a-Doodle-Do

A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.

"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."

by pepper5319 December 17, 2018

Cock'o doodle doo

Cock'o doodle doo when a hen starts singing at 4:30 am while people are sleeping.

The hen has sing when they arrested Jesus this cock'o doodle doo sent a message to one of his companies.

by Balba January 10, 2019

Cock-a-doodle-do

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny

Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??

by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022

Shaka doodle cakes

Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol

Oops she go shaka doodle cakes

by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022

dingle-ly-doodle

mans little friend, dick

While Jim and I were having a little fun, his dingle-ly-doodle decided to join in!

by mandrez September 25, 2004

cock-a-doodle-doo

i don't know why,but when i hear "cock-a-doodle-doo" a have a very strong association with masturbating...anyone else?

-so,what are you going to do this evening?
-i'm gonna watch porno and cock-a-doodle-doo!!!

by zuizuizui March 27, 2010