black donut

The distinctive "donut-shaped" bruise that forms around a gunshot wound.

Let's give these motherfuckers some black donuts

by dr_habib July 6, 2020

Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.

Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.

by portuguesepirate August 26, 2013

motherdunkin' donuts

A phrase used when reluctantly or semi-reluctantly buying donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.

Can also be used to generally refer to Dunkin' Donuts.

"Now that my wallet's empty I hope you're happy, here's your motherdunkin' donuts!"

"Man I don't feel like motherdunkin' donuts today, but whatever."

by your real name... Ha I used it October 21, 2011

donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

Donut date

a chat with a random person from your Slack workspace after you two have been matched by the Donut bot on Slack

On one of my Donut dates I met someone working on a different component of the same project, so we decided to do an end-to-end demo to highlight the work our two teams are doing. It was a huge hit, and it wouldn't have happened without Donut.

by CorrectHorse August 2, 2021

Donut Media

Donut Media is a car enthusiast anime based in Los Angeles, California. They are a hilarious league of gentlemen that talk cars and car related topics. They often tests car products, explain how car mods work, modify cars, talk car history and make car related best and worse lists.

Hosts: Funny Fat Dude (With Hat), Fake James Franco (Owns Miata), Buff Black Guy (Super Buff), Lovable Little Brother (Everyone Makes Fun Of Him), The Writer Dude (Is Not An Attorney), Long haired dude (My GF Thinks He Is Sexy) and the Science Guy (He Kinda Left).

Donut Media is hilarious. I love it when James Pumphrey does his flamboyant Southerner voice. Nolan definitely gets paid the least. It is probably because he is Canadian. That other dude looks like James Franco. His parents wished he went to med school. How much can the black dude bench? Three Zach Jobes for sure. The Legal Beagle is not an attorney. What happened to the boring science guy?

by Hondasexual September 15, 2022