Daniel is one of the kindest and cutest guy ever. He's very loveable and amazing at photograper! He's one of the best people you will ever meet, you'll always wanna be friends with him.
by somisunmi0 August 26, 2020
Get the Daniel mug.A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
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Get the Daniel mug.Daniel: Jurassic Park? More like Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
by Orchyteyal August 5, 2022
Get the Daniel mug.Daniel has a lot of mental problems, and hate towards other people.
He doesn't like to see other people having fun, if they do he will tear them down mentally...
But he's dark curly hair is beautiful.
He doesn't like to see other people having fun, if they do he will tear them down mentally...
But he's dark curly hair is beautiful.
Kalle: I've just met Daniel, seemed nice at first but changed right after.
Anders: I don't like him either, when I met him I got anxiety right after...
Kalle: Me too.
Anders: I don't like him either, when I met him I got anxiety right after...
Kalle: Me too.
by Kalleslayer123 August 23, 2022
Get the Daniel mug.A long legged guy, he is very smart but recently decided to leave his brain in the last decade, currently off searching for it whilst collecting various valuables along the way including swords, crypto, guns, moonshine making equipment… if you see him you can approach as he is not dangerous. Everyone needs a Daniel in their life.
by Miss Gabrielle August 23, 2022
Get the Daniel mug.Daniel is a guy that wanks to everyone he sees. He will just stop in any situation and then pull his pants down and wank and moan. Daniel is secretely gay but wont admit it. He has a sexual desire like nobody else. If he needs to fuck his stepmom he will do it. NOTHING STOPS HIM. Many therefore call him the God of Sex.
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