captain choda

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.

Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.

by Dr Rox July 26, 2016

Captain Moore

Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing

"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"

"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"

by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020

Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 26, 2012

Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

Captain Torres

Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E

by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021

Captain Navad

Leader of the Private Squad. A man who will lead the world through the golden age.

Private Pascal: Bro I just got promoted to Captain Navad's 3nd in command.

Ryan: NO!!!! I'm the worst on the squad now.

by DnEiCgOgYa August 26, 2022

Captain Eevee

A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com

by Captain Eevee December 4, 2020