arse

A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

jackt put his dick in Jessi's arse, and fuck her in anus

by palmerdior October 7, 2011

arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

by spunkism October 15, 2003

Arse pick

1) One who picks their arse.

2) An insufferable/arrogant/idiotic/ignorant/narcissistic person.

"Dude, Joe just kicked Bill in the nuts out of nowhere!"
"What a fucking arse pick."

by frigoffbarb April 25, 2010

arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

by Zorro August 14, 2003

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003

arse licker

Someone who ingratiates themeselves. See brown nose

John Howard is an arselicker

by -db- August 12, 2003

tight arse

Someone who won't go out of their way to give somone else some money or help.

I asked Billy for some money, but he was such a tight arse and told me to bugger off.

by Jace Buttery February 27, 2007