wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

wet orange

An orange color that is darkened in a sense that it looks “wet”.

Joel’s hair is kinna a “wet orange”.

by Trbot18 April 21, 2018

Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

wet bourbon

when they shit in a glass and dunk it on yo chest, during sex.

''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''

by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

Wet Stream

Similar to a Wet Dream, but excessive amounts of semen are let loose.

Upon awakening, Geoffrey realised that his bed was soaked through. He must have had a "wet stream".

by pagan_boy December 30, 2016