Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

by Broman memedude March 21, 2023

Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!

We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."

by anonymous January 15, 2023

A weapon that can end it

Jermaine cole aka jcole is the definition of a weapon that can end it.

Yo bro he is a j.cole don't even try to mess with him.

Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.

by Lack of confidence January 28, 2023

The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.

Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.

by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.

‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’

by PAtredes November 7, 2023

Weaponized Incompetence

Someone who pretends they can't do something so you'll do it for them

My coworker is the human form if weaponized Incompetence

by anonymous December 23, 2023

Academic Weapon

Someone who despite flu symptoms, tiredness, and being cursed with Freckles GETS ON THE INTELLECTUAL GRIND; particularly at a public school

“That chick over there skipped class just cause her brothers sick, not an academic weapon if you ask me.”

by Flumper42 January 23, 2024