uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).

They were tedding their stuffed animals.

by Djasa December 27, 2023

Ted locks

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

by ZMoneyy February 8, 2024

Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.

"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"

by BullSnake February 10, 2024

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

Ted

Ted

Ted is my name

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022