Skip to main content

FX Trading

FX stands for Faecal Exchange. To instigate an FX trade first you must loosen your stool with an oily emulsion. Next, part your bum cheeks and press your anus against the anus of your partner. The final step is to poo forcefully into the anus of your partner. On a molecular level, the streams of poop battle eachother in a Voldemort and Harry Potter style stand off.

The partner who has invested the most poo is triumphant and everyone goes home happy
0% comission and tight spreads. Access 180 FX pairs and 140 towards majors, minors, exotics and animals... I better start making an emulsion for FX Trading
by Chunker splashback August 22, 2022
mugGet the FX Trading mug.

blockbuster trade

you're about to receive possibly the worst trade known to man in fantasy football
"Liam I just sent you a blockbuster trade!"
by jecoch08 September 21, 2022
mugGet the blockbuster trade mug.

cade trade

An absolutely horrific trade that only a fool would accept
Example; “Najee Harris for Jonathan Taylor” “no man that’s a cade trade”
by Theswiftbuttox September 21, 2022
mugGet the cade trade mug.

trade

A pedophiles' lingo for exchanging illicit materials via messaging platforms.
"I like the stuff that you posted here, wanna trade ;)"
"im reporting your ass to the glowniggers"
by justatest May 8, 2022
mugGet the trade mug.
Meaning of North American Free Trade Agreement in English:

North American Free Trade Agreement

PROPER NOUN

(also NAFTA)
An agreement which came into effect in January 1994 between the US, Canada, and Mexico to remove barriers to trade between the three countries over a ten-year period.
How to use North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt) in a sentence is still unknown.

North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt)
by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022
mugGet the North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt) mug.

Bowley Trade

A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.
"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021
mugGet the Bowley Trade mug.

Jacket of All Trades

The Long version of jack of all trades, most commonly used in British slang
Ey lad, u cheeky jacket of all trades
by Cheeky Mate June 4, 2022
mugGet the Jacket of All Trades mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email