Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.

"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017

go fuck a cactus

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)

OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS

by PoushyRecker96420BLaizeYT June 6, 2017

Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 24, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018