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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
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Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
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tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.
We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!
by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023
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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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David Sunflower Seeds

is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

The company was founded in 1926 by Armenian-American David Der Hairabedian of Fresno, California. Der Hairabedian first roasted sunflower seeds in his grocery store and packaged them in individual servings for a nickel. Eventually, his two sons, Ara and Aram, joined him in marketing the seeds to other retailers.
ConAgra Foods Acquires David Sunflower Seeds Business Archived from the original on 2011-07-11. Retrieved 2011-02-23.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.
by Wendysfg August 25, 2023
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