September 16th

A seggzy mf was born on this day, no one beats september 16th babies😎

Me: ayo it’s september 16th today
Candice: ok and?

Me:uhh u dont know? It’s the day all the seggzy mf’s was born

by anonymous May 9, 2021

september 1

September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out

Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off

Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)

by Baby_tay August 29, 2019

No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September

Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.

by Spicy McBoii November 6, 2017

September 16

September 16 is a day for the street gang named the bloods all bloods even if you are not a blood must b walk

Blood: aye blood isn't it September 16

Blood 2:yeah it is every body better be hitting that b walk

by The.mr steal yo ting May 15, 2020

September 10th

September 10th is national suck dick day! If uu have a bf feel free to suck his dick. If uu single hook up wit someone and give him head or a blow job.

Mate #1: I’m going to my bf house today to treat him 😏.
Mate #2: What’s the occasion?
Mate #1: Today is September 10th! National suck dick day! Do uu live under a rock?

by pEriOdD! July 2, 2020

September 28th

A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.

Oh my god it’s September 28th tomorrow!
Ahhh I’m clowning already 🤡

by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020

September Seventh

National Compliment Your Crush Day!

Take your shot and compliment that person thats been on your mind the most.

Dude 1: “Yo bro its September Seventh go compliment your crush!”
Dude 2: “Oh damn you are right it is the 7th.”
Dude 1: “Yea, go compliment that girl you been talking about.”
Dude 2: “Fine man, it is September Seventh after all.”

by September Seventh September 5, 2021