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Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.
Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.

Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.
by Horatio Goodit August 3, 2010
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stoner sandwich

Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.
"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."
by hazmatmonkey February 8, 2008
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bubblegum sandwich

What you eat when you go down on a girl who's labia minora look like chewed up bubble gum.
Man watching stripper: She's got a tasty looking bubblegum sandwich.
by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005
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meatball sandwich

you take horse shit cover it in blood and smoosh it in between two pieces of Wonder bread and Ta-daa a meatball sandwich
That meatball sandwich sure was good mummm mummmm mummm
by Max Owen June 2, 2008
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poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"
No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!
by Danny B September 7, 2003
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sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though
Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?
by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004
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italian sandwich

A type of sub sandwich found in Northern New England. Found in most mom and pop type convenience stores, it is made with a very soft sub roll, soaked in olive oil, and filled with meat, cheese, onions, tomatoes, black olives, and pickles.
Having grown up in Maine, she longed to eat one of those italian sandwiches that cannot be found anywhere else in the world. With a swig of Moxie, they are "wicked good".
by Belinda Morrill, Ph.D. May 9, 2005
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