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Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
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Rajasthan Police

The Rajasthan Police is the law enforcement agency for the state of Rajasthan in India. The Rajasthan Police has its headquarters in Jaipur, the state capital. The motto of the force is "committed to serve".

Some says another name of friendship, trust and justice is Rajasthan Police. The officials of Rajasthan Police make citizens feel safe and secure. Duty and Hard work is embedded in their blood.

Criminals are brought to justice. They prove the saying 'Trust among the masses, fear among criminals'.
by Aware Citizen November 23, 2021
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grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world
Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*
by emmyandlola June 9, 2023
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police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.
My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.
by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023
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SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.
Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
by Dick Walski October 30, 2019
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policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)
"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."
by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019
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ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis
ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!
by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
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