premature hehejaculation

A medical condition.

People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.

Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.

by KulMan October 23, 2022

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Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

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Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

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Premature Drip

When one dresses in their finest fashion too far ahead of the season it’s intended for

“Bro wearing a hoodie and sweat pants in the middle of July. He drippin but its premature drip, can’t be rocking fall fashion in the summer like that.”

by NyQuil Chriz October 15, 2021

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Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

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