wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.

Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!

by vyking68 January 12, 2017

Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.

Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him

by Craygal September 25, 2020

Moon Down

The period of inexplicable low energy, lethargy and feeling emotionally drained immediately after a full moon. Typically lasts a few days. Particularly exaggerated if preceded with a “Moon Melt” . Similar to a heavy weekend partying followed by a downer and typically a Bluesday Tuesday.

That was a heavy full moon and after that moon melt of mine I’m going to suffer a big Moon Down

by Cainey November 3, 2020

Sailor moon

A TV show deviantart ruined for me (i've seen some shit)

deviantart ruined sailor moon for me

by Gordon the big engine October 14, 2020

spanish moon

1)a clear and brilliant full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a night club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

3)a song by Little Feat about a night club

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 16, 2012

Cyber Moon

When one scans a picture of his or her own ass and sends it to a friend online hidden as something of interest.

"I'm not gunna open that file you sent me. You're just gunna fucking cyber moon me again!"

by Dr. Quorge The Conqueror April 3, 2012