Yo momma-
used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.
used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.
Yo momma so fat, she went to kfc and said "can I have the one on the roof?"
Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?
Zach: yo momma
Jonas: stop
Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
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also you can do this:
Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.
Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?
Zach: yo momma
Jonas: stop
Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
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also you can do this:
Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.
by Lazyburrito7 ( xbox username ) June 19, 2020
Get the yo momma mug.An afro-american female who weighs in excess of 450 lbs. and usually resides in oakland, california.
by IRISH STUD July 21, 2013
Get the mombo momma mug.(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
Get the momma rocket mug.Whenever a girl does something slutty and is proud of it.
Said with the same idea of a little kid tattle tailing.
Said with the same idea of a little kid tattle tailing.
Example 1
Boy 1: Look at Kayla grinding on her best friend's husband!
Boy2: Damn. Mama, she nasty!
Example 2:
Boy: I bet you wont flash us
*Girl flashes guys*
Boy: Momma, she nasty!
Boy 1: Look at Kayla grinding on her best friend's husband!
Boy2: Damn. Mama, she nasty!
Example 2:
Boy: I bet you wont flash us
*Girl flashes guys*
Boy: Momma, she nasty!
by pootts December 19, 2011
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I entered your momma at lunchtime
by onlyannieeee March 31, 2023
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