Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

bitch midget

Bitch midget a term used for a midget that is very angry or being a bitch

Ted: OLLIE calm down

OLLIE: No I'm small and angry
Ted: stop being a bitch midget

OLLIE : AHHHHHHHH

by Teddy da cool kid July 24, 2016

Midget pack

A pack of low quality USA mint cigarettes that are small in size

“Yo bossman can you grab me a pack of USA mints”

“Yeah I’ll get you that midget pack”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking July 6, 2021

midget man

nickname given to some short mf

tall guy: Yooo its midget man!
short guy: bruhhhh

by smart smella April 18, 2022

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 23, 2021

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004