Kyle

A retarded young lad who likes it up the ass, axe body spray and chugging monsters all night long. Kyle's are also very over the top and annoying. They also usually treat women like shit and hate there fathers

My buddy Kyle is gay

by Kyleisaretard768 June 20, 2019

Kyle

That one kid in class that thinks he is funny

He is the most annoying little shit you'll ever know

Kyle: "Hey, dude Hey, Dude Hey Dude!"
Random nigga: "SHUT YOUR HEADASS UP"

by Saulxddddddddd January 24, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is the type of friend who drinks monsters and punches holes in his walls. And also has no penis

Bro Kyle has a bald spot

by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

Kyle

A gearhead who can't stop drinking monster.

"That dude is such a Kyle"

by Lerblin April 9, 2019

Kyle

Handsome man that's a actor with an AMAZING voice. Sweet hearted and kind

Loves everything and everyone around him. Gots AMAZING abs and plays guitar. In love with girls named Taiya.

Girl 1 "I need a buff man"
Girl 2" go find a kyle girrl"

by Sweet tart 101 June 8, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a douche that drinks Monster, is an ass, and only respects other Kyles

Kyle: fucc u dad
Dad: U little shit, get out of the bush
Kyle:*crying* I never get to do anything

by VomitGod June 18, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.

Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"

Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"

Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"

Kyle : "flips old man off"

by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019