Honkey Knocker

1. That socially awkward person who thinks that it’s acceptable to go up to someone in public and fondle their breasts while saying, “Honk, Honk”.

Suzy from Human Resources was groped by a Honkey Knocker at the Coldplay concert .

by Terrible Ty July 31, 2025

Floor Knockers

A plural noun used by Foot fetishist to describe a nice set of feet (aka toe holders).

Some glorious floor knockers can be seen at the beach or Foot Locker!

by Mikael (Mike) Hawk August 4, 2025

Knee Knocker

A person who sends you on a wild goose chase for something that's not real.

Bro, you are such a Knee Knocker!"

by NessPlays64 September 29, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Knocker

A slightly overweight AET with a curly mullet and an oversized head. Tends to eat chicken. Might be overheard saying “it’s bastard fucking fucked”.

Webbo: what’s for scran knocker.
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what did you have for lunch knocker?
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what do you fancy for breakfast knocker
Knocker: chicken

by Knockerlovesatranny November 19, 2025

Knobby knockers

When your boob's are low to the knees.

Them boob's are so low to your knees . You got them knobby knockers . They gonna knock you off your feet .

by Lucky Strike 🐍 🍀 February 25, 2025