hobo chug

Drinking an alcoholic beverage early in the day, somewhat like a homeless person. The object of a hobo chug is to be as messy/classless as possible... isn’t a true hobo chug if half isn’t soaking your shirt by the end.

“Hey wanna go to Siesta Key beach with me?”

“Only if we hobo chug beer first, I fuckin’ hate the beach...”

by FoxxyRoxy69 August 23, 2019

Hobo bros

Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever

Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol

by Justin eat dog September 7, 2019

Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette

Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??

by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020

hobo fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with someone else’s ciggie or joint

“yo kyle, i lost my lighter. could you Hobo Fuck me?”

by faprage May 13, 2020

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.

I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020

Hobo Whoreotic

A person who is sexual attracted to someone who is hobo sexual. They often will get into a relationship with someone who will move in quickly so they don't live alone.

Person 1: "Wow isn't that the seventh girl to live with Jordan this year?:
Person 2: "Yea it's because he is a Hobo Whoreotic"

by Jackson O'Donnell October 11, 2020