Dr. Gordon

A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed

Dr. Gordon just killed Superman… sounds about right

by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you

person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah

by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025

Gordon Gramsey

A gram of cocaine

I need a Gordon Gramsey after a long night of drinking to perk me up

by Monodogg420 July 15, 2022

The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )

After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.

by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022

Gordon

“Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙

“I love you, Gordon.”

by Sofa Doodles August 1, 2022

cameron gordon

definition of no hoes

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat

by Guagaga July 1, 2022