Fred

He is a moaning freak, hope you don’t sit beside him you’ll lose your mind in the process.

“Hey, who are you sitting next too for this year?”
“It’s Fred”
“Well you’ll need a pair of ear plugs”

by Zarafa November 22, 2021

Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.

Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!

by whalecom November 21, 2021

Fred

Fred got shingles when he was 15.

GP: You have shingles

Fred: What's shingles? Will make a good instagram story one day though!

GP: What's instagram? Will make a good shingles story right now though!

by GenGordon85 November 22, 2021

Fred

Very Fucking hot, and hot, and hot and cool and popular. Has many friends.

"Wow Fred is so hot"
"I agree"

by extreemely cool November 8, 2021

Street Fred

Often used by someone who is illiterate and mis types street cred.

He has no street fred, shit I meant street cred!

by hfcsfhj September 14, 2021

Fred Weasley

It's me. I'm Fred. Hi.

Ignorant person: "Who's Fred Weasley?"
Me: "It's me. I'm Fred. HI."

by FredWeasley September 19, 2021

Fred Baby

A lovely English man with the smallest willy. Loves to suck men off for fun.

Oh my, that little boy over there is a Fred Baby!

by El papacito tacito September 21, 2021