Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

Coochie Collector

This individual will go to great lengths in order to get attention from women. He usually doesn’t even make it past first base, but he is friends with numerous attractive women.

Sending a valentines card to Kappa Apple Gamma was a real coochie collector move by Gabe.

by Newwavewhiteboyslang December 1, 2020

Gucci in the Coochie

It’s another way to say doing good like in 2019 when people said I’m doing Gucci but I randomly started saying this and I don’t know why, you can make it a sex joke to if you wanna

Guy 1: How are you doing. Guy 2: Gucci in the Coochie

by Skkskdkdkoaoal December 2, 2020

coochie yogurt

Yogurt made from a womans vaginal fluids

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt

by Kkakes November 12, 2020

vespucci coochie

n.

a derogatory term for coochie that you never experienced before, or rather one that not only feels like it’s tailored leather straight from italy, but rather smelling as good as a splash from victoria’s secret or bath & body works; california pussy

damn....
that bitch got some vespucci coochie

by YT_BlueFro November 17, 2020