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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.
"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"
by Rakeboi May 1, 2024
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Grey Collar

People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.
Guy 1: I got an uncle that’s been a nurse so long he’s considered grey collar.

Guy 2: Gotta admire his dedication!
by redbirds003 May 7, 2024
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Brown Collar

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.
Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.
by anyotherduck February 10, 2024
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blue collar pillows

The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
“That dudes wife has some big old blue collar pillows hiding under that Miller Lite tshirt”.

What is that?”
The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
by AK IQ March 1, 2024
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White Collar Racist

The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.
Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.
by iceisbased March 18, 2024
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collar coney

Women who have a thing for priests.

similar to badge bunnies
"Beverly is such a collar coney"
by fartmaster247 April 2, 2024
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