Battle of the miraculous

A tragic series finale to season 3 of miraculous ladybug, it it upset the fandom so bad The hashtag “CancelAdrienAgreste” surfaced on twitter

Bella“What are your thoughts on the ending of season 3 the battle of the miraculous”

Flora:“It was garbage, and hope the ending to season 4 is better than that tragic ending”

Bella:“Did you literally see what adrien did?”

Flora:“It had me gagging”

by Ummmmmmm?? October 16, 2019

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

Lose the battle

When you have to take a shit really bad but nowhere near a toilet so you have to focus on not shitting yourself

Yo bro you good? Nah man if I don’t get home quick enough ima lose the battle

by Atwerkingfetus September 9, 2022

Bloody Battle

A game on Roblox that most of the time sucks with toxic targetters and teamers and annoying gear and weapons. Sometimes sometimes it can be fun thouh

Dammit this headtaker no-life in bloody battle is targeting me again!

by TheYellowPotato September 17, 2022

battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

battle bun

A hairstyle worn by female police officers in central Minnesota. The Battle Bun is oft displayed by those with flowing locks worn in a restrained fashion while on patrol duty. The officer’s flow is pulled tightly in a bun and secured directly on top of the head to avoid hair being pulled during enforcement activities. This tactic requires the skill of an experienced hair technician.

A modification of the “Battle Bun” can be sliding it to the back of the head and adding braids along the sides to appear more girly or approachable

I wouldn’t even think of fighting that female cop. She’s rocking the Battle Bun, so you know she’s prepared to kick some ass.

by Turd Ferguson 5 October 16, 2022