alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.

I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.

by joyful coffee June 30, 2023

Nigger Alarm

A phrase originating from an ironically racist 1975 comedy movie called “Darktown Strutters” to be used as a racially insensitive comedic remark when seeing a person who has dark skin.

“Nigger alarm! Tactical Squad, away!”

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Fire Alarming

Your boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

by Slapshott January 24, 2026

Filipina Alarm Clock

When a Filipina wakes you up with a blowjob early in the morning.

Person 1: "I'm planning on meeting you at the gym tomorrow at 6AM. Are you sure you'll make it?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."

by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026