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July 8th

John: it’s July 8th yk what the means

Chrissy: fine
by Gigga chad July 7, 2022
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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August 8th

punch a guy named jett and easily get away with it!
“hey it’s august 8th” *punches* “😭”
by c4ll August 6, 2022
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August 8th

international cat boy day!! (only applies to cameron sanders)
on August 8th, Cam go meow meow :)
by oopify August 7, 2022
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022
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8th grader

A 8th grader's at the top of their school, acting all big and tough, but when they start high school and are at year 9, the lowest year possible, they realize that the world does in fact not revolve around them and instead they think they've been dumped in the absolute shithole that is high school.
guy 1- "yo I see a 8th grader over there"
guy 2- "let's ask him how he think high school's gonna go"
8th grader "I think I'm gonna be the top of my class and be getting A's all the time"

the same 8th grader when he hits High school

8th grader-"why are all my grades and teachers bad whywhywhy!!1!!!1"
by not an 8th grader June 6, 2022
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June 8th

June 8th tell your parents zahanna is your girlfriend day
June 8th " hey mom, dad zahanna is my gf"
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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