John

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.

John will kill your whole family.

by factstho March 21, 2021

John Buckle

He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.

“Hey John Buckle, how’s it going.”

“It’s been going bad until I messaged YOU!”

“qwq”

by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021

John

Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3

what Johns name means etc

by -u know who ;) March 22, 2021

John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021

john sorochka

i love john sorochka! he is the best ! #johnsupremacy but he is very innocent 🙁🙁 he can’t be innocent! BAD JOHN! anyways johns very hot and he plays the piano a lot #lol #heshot #i love john !! HE ALSO LOVES ME SO BEAT THAT!

john sorochka is a very talented person

by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021

john Hopkin

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.

John Hopkin is super sensitive

by John Rumple March 29, 2021

john

isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.

no john is the sweetest.

i hate john so much.

by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021