Forbidden snow job

Cover an erect penis with snow and let the guy piss upwards so it covers the snow in piss and then let the woman give you a blow job

David: wanna give me a blow job
David's bitch: no I wanna try a forbidden snow job
David: you're a kinky bitch

David's bitch: nigga what

by Super fucker chud January 7, 2026

Brett-job

Consume 2 chilly pops and then regurgitate the chili pops as lubrication for oral sex to be performed on one’s sister.

Brett was so shitfaced he gave everyone a Brett-job

by Pagelover67 January 7, 2026

Job devil

The most feared devil in the chainsaw man universe

I fear no one but the job devil

by Leowra January 11, 2026

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.

I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.

by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.

1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."

by TheJobRot January 31, 2025