Mr madoo

The best hottest man alive literally the sexiest man all women love him he goes on adventures daily to save his prepubescent Chinese wife from the sweat shops

Mr Madoo at it again

by Sibsbrnjdjfikdkd January 3, 2024

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Mrs. Laporte

When someone clears your plate before you have finished eating. Can also be referred to as ‘Laporting’.

Hey man, stop being a Mrs. Laporte, I still have some fries left!

Hey, quit Laporting me!

by Reboogie13 January 6, 2024

Mr. Fish

Blub Blub

Mr. Fish: blub blub

by anonymous January 6, 2024

Mr. Bucket

overly gay dumbahh

hey Mr. Bucket Windows emulator

by volta07 January 6, 2024

Mr. Bowman

Is top G and if reads this should give his entire class donuts. And dating advice for Nathan. Also more dreadlock pics, we need insiders on the life of Parker Bowman.

Mr. Bowman wears his shirt with his face on it all the time because he real cool. Also Katie Varga.

by someonesgay January 8, 2024

Mr. Vampire

a song from the popular k-pop group ITZY. it is in the album BORN TO BE and it was released on January 8th 2024. some of the other songs include: Born to be, untouchable, dynamite, etc. This song does not have Lia in it but the album does have the song Blossom with only lia in it.

girl: hey boy, did you listen to Mr. Vampire yet?
boy: fuck no, I hate k-pop
girl: kill yourself now
girl2: I listened to it and it was great
boy2: yeah man

by Biggest stray kids fan January 10, 2024