Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

john

An average american taxpayer, an anonymous person, it refers to anyone, a random person

For example, a man named john has 5 oranges, if he sells 2.....

by Innovation (the group) November 27, 2022

Daddy John

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy

WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD

by Grussy November 28, 2022

John bivona movie

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.

“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”

by theslayestslay November 29, 2022

Zoe Johns

Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses

I'm in love with Zoe Johns

by anonymous November 30, 2022

John

There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,

A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.

The memories you’ll make with this guy

(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm

This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I

Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.

by Coddleswod April 23, 2022