Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

gump eye

(O_o) it is what it is.

Yuht, so I was hauling trawls the other day. Gump eye.

by magnum yeahhh (o_O) December 6, 2011

Eyeing the Crop

A fancy name for watching Lesbian Porn.

My friends and I were eyeing the crop last night for sooooooooooooooo long.

by Kaptan SNAFU December 16, 2011

Mantis Eyes

The act of having wicked or unpredictable eyes. unpredictable in the sense as you do not know where the person is looking due to the amount of irregularity of the pupils and iris.

"I could hardly look at her, those Mantis eyes were going everywhere,"

"I cant tell where he's staring with those Mantis eyes,"

by Illegalysexy January 5, 2012

wash the eyes

to deceive; to mislead.

You always try to wash the eyes of the public. You have fallen from grace in the public eye.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011

Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011