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Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020
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Brown Eye

When you pull your ass out and show them your asshole
by Nz Slang Gang October 5, 2020
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Foggy Glass Eye

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”
by J Kregg October 6, 2020
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heart eyes

zayn malik looking at liam payne- and if it isnt heart eyes then bitch you lying
who has the biggest heart eyes on a man?

girl, have you seen zayn malik and liam payne looking at each other ? heart eyes motherfucker
by ziamsnapqueen October 18, 2020
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma October 15, 2012
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Eye Gouger

There you see something so bad and/or disgusting it makes you want to gouge out your eyes.
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013
Guy1:" Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2:"Yeah,it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 July 18, 2013
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the high-eye

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.
1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.
by Sil Carbide October 22, 2012
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