A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.

Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.

by Marshado June 27, 2021

Whatever

its a cry for help.

Chris: Whatever!
Leslie: Shut fxxk up!

by munchesgreat November 21, 2018

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Whatever

Whatever mean yes you are correct

My dad started saying this when we keeping saying it so whatever means yes your correct

by Kw you know it December 2, 2018

Whatever slut

A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.

Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!

by Textbook posse August 27, 2017

Whatever

When Moms are too tired to say no.

Child: Can I have this?
Mom: whatever

by Picklesryucky November 9, 2018

Whatever

Used by your significant other (usually a female) whenever they know you’re right but don’t want to admit or say it.

Him: You know I’m right

Her: Whatever!

by V i BE June 23, 2018