C-act

A derivation of the urban word "seact". Defined as, a spontaneous philanthropic or charitable act created by the observation of a need.

You can see that the school is having problems due to the lack of tax base, so I c-acted and gave them a large donation.

by knockgav June 29, 2011

Acting all Xbox

Not working, Broken, defective. As in how the Microsoft Xbox 360 has a HIGH defect rate.

My PC is "Acting all Xbox"!

by Sodoom February 25, 2008

commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone January 13, 2009

random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W April 2, 2007

Acting like a cup

The act of being a cunt or rude.

Bolli is acting like a cup. Must be cause he's from Iceland.

by PhlyTrikx February 21, 2015

Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.

“God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick”

by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018

Masturbation Act of 1934

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.

I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019