Skip to main content

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper
Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.
by Murseh8r January 23, 2022
mugGet the Smooth Sailor mug.

Smooth Vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell
by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021
mugGet the Smooth Vagina mug.

Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.
Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.
by CousinVector January 14, 2021
mugGet the Smooth mug.

Smooth truck

You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.
by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021
mugGet the Smooth truck mug.

Smooth worm

When you ACCIDENTALLY find wormies in your smootheeeeeee. PLSSSSS- anyways chile stream queen doja cat!!!!!
by Youoyo March 17, 2021
mugGet the Smooth worm mug.

fortnite Smooth truck and catman

fortnite smooth truck and catman are my creations and I copyright it all.
mugGet the fortnite Smooth truck and catman mug.

Smooth Bucket

A greeting for someone so cool, they're like a bucketful of smoothness.
"Ooooh, look at you lookin' all sharp. What's up, Smooth Bucket?"
by C Monty March 27, 2021
mugGet the Smooth Bucket mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email