toss salad

To insert the tongue into the ass of another person.

After a long hard day at the office, my boss likes to toss my salad before sending me home.

by Ginza October 24, 2003

Cock Salad

n.
1. An extremely annoying, stupid, or rude person. One who lacks tact.
2. Someone who assumes he or she is better than everyone else at everything, even if he or she has never attempted said thing before.
3. An arrogant douchebag.

1.
<Guy 1> That guy had about the least tact out of anyone I've ever met.
<Guy 2> Yeah, he's a frickin' cock salad.

2.
<Dude 1> I bet I could beat you at that racing game.
<Dude 2> I own a copy of the game, and you've never even played it before!
<Dude 1> Yeah, but you know how I love cars.
<Dude 2> You're a frickin' cock salad.

3.
Self-explanatory.

Likely statements one might hear from a cock salad:
-If we play chess, we both know who'd win.
-Yeah, you're good at your fills on the drums, but your beats just aren't that great.
-I'm going to kill everyone in this game {even though I've never played}. You know how good I am with sniper rifles.
-So what? I could do that.

Trademark comment cock salads use: {In arrogance:} "Come on. You know me."

by CSNemesis April 2, 2006

fruit salad

The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.

At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.

by rupert2000 December 7, 2004

Gypsy Salad

Marijuana; Weed; Pot; A phrase coined by the BS (104.1 Real Radio);

While smoking the gypsy salad me and my friends guessed the ingredients of all the food in my freezer.

by Buckethead fan December 19, 2008

toss salad

prepare lettuce appropriate for consumption

For dinner, people will often toss salad to serve as a first course

by Rod Munch August 9, 2003

crotchfruit salad

an abortion

GOd damn I heard Kim is making a crotchfruit salad today! It's her 3rd one this year....

by the original kalichan April 24, 2010

salad fingers

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out

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by Eric Melech April 7, 2005