Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018

Robot

the thing that is going to take over us soon

Guy 1：hey you know the new robot that just got invented?
Guy 2：yea the thing that will take over us?

by Nyan dog May 22, 2020

rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020

Robot

Pornstars

Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckin’ cocks are numb, they have to act like it’s the best sex of their lives

by Fucking commies September 11, 2020

ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.

I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.

by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020

Gene-Robot

A Deep Data driven, bio-nanomachine swarm. The #1 leading cause of mosquito genocide, worldwide.

Why not just use a gene-robot to recycle all mosquitos into edible automatons?

by Robot Butler October 12, 2020

robot moonjuice

A very iconic and sexy half goat half human hybrid, known for his uniqueness, nerve and talent. Usually found in the center of the dance floor manipulating the BPM with his body. When not on the dance floor FUCKING IT ALL THE WAY UP this magical beast can be found in bed sleeping in his natural habitat. When hungry it is best to stay away as studies have shown him to be incredibly violent and rude if not feed.

Robot MoonJuice is so sexy I would give up my first born just to sit need to him while he reads a picture books.

by Robotmoonjuice November 23, 2021