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matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.
"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"
by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017
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Pizza Ranch

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO
by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019
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Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.
Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!
by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 12, 2020
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ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying
"omg...my brother is such a ranch."
by dxddylalala March 5, 2020
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense
by themontrealman June 1, 2020
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Ranch day

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really
by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020
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