patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.

Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!

by Grinner74 October 19, 2011

Cival air patrol

Almost Rotc, but you get to fly airplanes, SAREX search and rescue exercise and a ton of saturday activities.

Also have your lastname on your ABU blouse, get ranks, and get your pilots license for cheaper than if you didnt join.

You can join at 12 youngest

Hey mom look its thoose 'cival air patrol' people

by DeadWd November 19, 2023

Georgia State Patrol

The dudes who will chase you to the moon and back, and pit maneuver your car into a ditch with no hesitation.

“Bro, the cops are behind us!”
“Nah, we’re good. We can loose em easily.”
“Dude, it’s Georgia State Patrol.”
“…Fuck.”

by couldbem4rr February 5, 2024

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.

Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.

by termiteboy October 18, 2021

Pineapple Patrol

You are a part of the fastest growing patrol the Pineapple Patrol if you follow PineappleandTheBoom on twitch

You are part of the fastest growing patrol the pineapple patrol

by SlickSckell October 31, 2021