Marte

marte can u please answer i said that u still owe me from the dinasour catchphrase so like i mean if u want

hi marte ur pretty

by U know :) February 26, 2020

marte

hi bitch. if this gets published wowwwww. marte's kinda cool i guess. maybe not that much but uh yeah. also how tf are her eyes so pretty like jeeeeeesus

hi marteee

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.

Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...

by Matthewmcconaughey March 7, 2020

Marte

coolest girl in the world.

Oh thats a marte she is so ciol

by Mukkel hedda July 27, 2020

gas mart

Gas mart is the holy gas station.

I love GAS MART.

by Bologna Buster July 27, 2020

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011