A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
by DJD666 January 12, 2009
Get the Jake mug.A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
by CatBelly January 10, 2013
Get the Jake mug.A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
Get the jakes mug.An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
by Luckkk December 7, 2012
Get the Jake mug.crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".
person 1 - "why is Jake pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"
person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "
person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the
grass. AWINK "
person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "
person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the
grass. AWINK "
by HannahKlamann April 11, 2010
Get the [Jake] mug.A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.
by ernie kockwood January 1, 2012
Get the Jake mug.A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small
There’s Jake with a small penis
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