iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

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iPhone rice

The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.

"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"

by pdiddy19 February 20, 2017

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iphone 2

Basically ur mum goes to stormzy and says"peng tings on my watsapp and my iphone 2"

Fam I got iPhone 2

by Mad help March 16, 2017

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They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.

Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.

by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018

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