Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.

Flutes suck.

by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022

Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute

Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

Skin Flute

The result of repeated attempts of genital piercing on or around the penis.

"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"

by Evilalex December 16, 2020

moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth

He just loaded his moon flute

by ICEANT December 19, 2020

Flute

A pipe you smoke dope (meth) out of also known as an oil burner

"Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"

by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021

Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021