nigger drunk

Drunk to the point of immobility achieved through the mass consumption of 40 ounce malt beverages. Nigger drunk individuals often engage in sex for money in order to sustain their habit. Being nigger drunk frequently ends in one of three conclusion jail, a stabbing, or sleeping under a bridge.

Tom is nigger drunk again and just sucked dick for crack.

by Alex and Matt September 18, 2005

birthday drunk

Drunk beyond all responsibility.

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007

Horny Drunk

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.

Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!

by conchowino February 23, 2009

blackout drunk

When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.

Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?

Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.

Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!

by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009

bro-drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.

Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!

by andykat September 2, 2009

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010