Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 15, 2018

Ice Crispies

Ice Crispies is a type of food that consists of ice and water in a bowl. This meal is usually eaten after the second week after getting paid from a job.

friend: What did you eat today?
you: Oh just Ice Crispies.

by DJ Creepaz January 23, 2017

Crispy

Is another word for GOD. He will do whatever he wants when ever he wants.

Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...

by Gage Hernandez February 7, 2020

Crispy Bitch

A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.

Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.

by Isdustbinn March 30, 2020

CRISPY

When someone does something good.

OOH! Thats extra crispy, man!

by boislayerha April 8, 2020