Chef's kiss

When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss

The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer

by Richard Wagner December 9, 2024

HH???/CHEF

The tactics around these women are different not bloody explaining that to them sounds like the thing

HH???/CHEF unheard of I got this down to a MASTRIE level calulating all these things are the thing and organizing and checking again and not being sloppy like them check again read again check and read look and look again these have to be done properly cleaned and wiped down and back here to count again and look up close

by 201HH December 20, 2024

Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.

Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.

by The universe_actually August 18, 2025

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025

Chef Wankery

Doing showman skits while cooking, examples ranges from deglaze (setting the alcohol in the pan on fire), to chopping at high speed without looking.

Coined by Chef William Murray of Fallow restaurant (London, UK) in one of Fallow’s YouTube short.

To be clear, the act of setting it on fire is purely chef wankery. You can just reduce it, it does the exact same thing.

by thatguywhoplayfgo October 27, 2025

Chef's Cap

Blow job while cooking

I told my wife I'd make dinner if she gave me a Chef's Cap, because the best blow jobs cum while cooking

by Jayrizzle Dragonfire November 30, 2025

chef micah

Chef Micah is the best chef that you know. Nobody can cook better then him.

If I want some good food I'm going to call chef Micah.

by Best chef November 22, 2021